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CHECK OUT THE DIFFERENT THINGS MEN AND WOMEN SEARCH FOR ON GOOGLE
(courtesy of http://www.predictablyirrational.com/)
You know how Google sometimes tries to "predict" what you're searching for, by giving you a dropdown menu of ten suggested terms and search queries?
Well, the suggestions they give are based on the most common searches made by OTHER people . . . and we decided to have some fun with that. For example, we typed in the search "How can I get my boyfriend to . . ."
Check out FIVE of the first ten things Google suggested we search for:
#1.) "How can I get my boyfriend to PROPOSE"
#2.) "How can I get my boyfriend to SPEND MORE TIME WITH ME"
#3.) "How can I get my boyfriend to BE MORE ROMANTIC"
#4.) "How can I get my boyfriend to BE MORE AFFECTIONATE"
#5.) "How can I get my boyfriend to LAST LONGER IN BED"
Now, check out FIVE of the first ten things Google suggested we search for when we typed in the search "How can I get my girlfriend to . . ."
#1.) "How can I get my girlfriend to SHAVE"
#2.) "How can I get my girlfriend to SLEEP WITH ME"
#3.) "How can I get my girlfriend to LOSE WEIGHT"
#4.) "How can I get my girlfriend to [ORALLY PLEASURE ME]" (--CAREFUL!!! Actually, the phrase Google suggested was, "How can I get my girlfriend to blow me.")
#5.) "How can I get my girlfriend to FORGIVE ME"
To be fair, for BOTH searches, Google also suggested "How can I get my boyfriend or girlfriend to: "Love me again" . . . "Trust me" . . . "Kiss me" (???) . . . and "Break up with me."
Here are a few other search suggestions we really enjoyed:
If you enter the search terms, quote, "I am extremely," Google offers the suggestions:
#1.) "I am extremely TERRIFIED OF CHINESE PEOPLE"
#2.) "I am extremely TERRIFIED OF BLACK PEOPLE," and . . .
#3.) "I am extremely TERRIFIED OF CANADIAN PEOPLE" (???)
If you enter the search terms, quote, "Is it wrong," Google offers the suggestions:
#1.) "Is it wrong TO SLEEP WITH MY SISTER," and . . .
#2.) "Is it wrong TO SLEEP WITH MY COUSIN"
If you enter the search terms, quote, "Why won't," Google offers the suggestion "Why won't GOD HEAL AMPUTEES."
Taking it one step further, if you enter "Why won't my parrot," Google offers the suggestion, "Why won't my parrot EAT MY DIARRHEA."
Finally, if you enter the search terms, quote, "Why does," Google offers the suggestion, well, we can't tell you.
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