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Eyeball Jewelry
WOULD YOU EVER HAVE LITTLE PIECES OF METAL JEWELRY IMPLANTED IN . . . YOUR EYEBALL???
If you're searching for the perfect way to disfigure your body while risking permanent damage to crucial body parts . . . my friends, your search is over. Introducing "Jewel Eye" . . . which is what it's called when tiny pieces of decorative METAL are implanted into . . . get this . . . your EYEBALLS. Unfortunately, we're NOT making this up. Surgeons at the Netherlands Institute for Innovative Ocular Surgery are already implanting "Jewel Eye" . . . for all those cutting-edge European hipsters who are, apparently, just too cool for tattoos.
There is a video of this procedure being performed. We DO NOT SUGGEST THAT YOU WATCH IT. IT'S GRAPHIC. Which means it's completely disgusting. We are putting the link here for people who like to torture themselves.
IF YOU ARE A FREAK, CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE VIDEO.
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