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BEST RESPONSES TO BAD PICKUP LINES (aired 10/2)
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Him: "Haven't we met before?"
Her: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
Him: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Her: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Him: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Her: "No thanks. There's already one a-hole in there."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Her: "I'm a female impersonator."
Him: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Her: "Unfertilized, beat it!"
Older guy: "Where have you been all my life?"
Younger girl: "Well, for the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."
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